- watching people eat chips & popcorn
- hoodies (not in general, just on me)
- french manicures on toenails... bcuz toenails should NEVER be long... EVER
- construction boots
- women with mustaches (i'm not talking about baby hairs; i mean actual mustaches)
- when someone's breath smells like cereal
- men with really big muscles
- pillows that smell like head skin
- rodents
- ham & potatoes